Gardens, then Cheesesteaks. This is The Way
If you haven’t been to Philly’s Magic Gardens, go.
If you have been, go again — with a different friend and a different pre‑game. Change the variables, change the universe. It’s a bit Meow Wolf‑adjacent, though I keep them separate in conversation. I’m a gentleman.
Shrt vrsn: a sprawling, whimsical outdoor art maze you could wander for days.
Longer version: their website will do it justice.
Grab a vice or two and get lost in it.
Photo made on March 11, 2018, in Philadelphia, using a Canon EOS Rebel T3i.